“The heavier the burden, the closer our lives come to the earth, the more real and truthful they become. Conversely, the absolute absence of burden causes man to be lighter than air, to soar into heights, take leave of the earth and his earthly being, and become only half real, his movements as free as they are insignificant. What then shall we choose? Weight or lightness?”
Since ‘Homeland’ has been on hiatus, I have to admit I am suffering from Carrie Withdrawal. Who would have thought that a mental illness could be so chic? My so-called Mathison life compares to the same feeling I had with the realization that ‘Sex and the City’ was truly over. I find it strange how a Carrie can have such an affect on your psyche. In that event, as I impatiently wait for Season 3 of ‘Homeland’ to start, I might as well binge on ‘Sex and the City’ reruns on Hulu. I have always enjoyed the straightforward approach of the dialogue, especially when it’s in the context of fashion. I honestly believe that SJP brought Manolos into mainstream vocabulary. So, in an ode to Carrie, here are a handful of my favorite fashionista-esque quotes that I like to call Sh*t Carrie Says and my Charmin-fresh commentary.
Carrie: When I first moved to New York I bought Vogue instead of dinner. I just felt it fed me more.
Me: When I first moved to New York, I took advantage of the Grey’s Papaya Recession special and read leftover Marie Claires and Cosmopolitans at the laundromat.
Carrie: I’m thinking balls are to men what purses are to women. It’s just a little bag, but we feel naked in public without it.
Me: It’s not just a little bag; it’s more like a Louis Vuitton limited-edition luggage set. Set being the operative word.
Carrie: Men I may not know, but shoes, shoes I know.
Me: No comment.
Carrie: You can’t be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat in a cuter outfit.
Me: Little furry things are not cute in any urban landscape even if it is wearing a little Burberry scarf.
Carrie: Shopping is my cardio.
Me: Crossing a busy avenue when the counter is down to 3 forces me into a sweat.
Carrie: I fell. I fell in Dior.
Me: Poor thing, I never experienced that. But I totally wiped out right in front of everyone sitting inside Five Napkin Burger when the streets were so icy last year.
Carrie: I like my money right where I can see it…hanging in my closet!
Me: My wallet is bulimic.
Carrie: I have this little substance abuse problem…expensive footwear.
Me: I have several: Sephora VIB gifts, watching every Broadway show available on TDF, and Topman T-shirts.
Carrie: The odds of bumping into the one who broke your heart are incredibly high. The odds of bumping into him when you look like sh*t are even higher.
Me: That is some deep sh*t Carrie. TTYL!
And last but certainly not least, some memorable phrases from her BFFs…..
Charlotte: My marriage is a fake Fendi!
Miranda: You can take me out of Manhattan but you can’t take me out of my shoes.
Stanford: Oh, my God, she’s fashion roadkill!
Samantha: Hi, I need something that’ll make a guy cum in his pants as soon as he sees me.
So, if you have some Sh*t Carrie Says that I may have overlooked, then please share them in the comments.